Ezekiel Winfield

Big Foot aficionado.

Ezekiel majored in Sasqualogy at Norm U. He was mentor to Hal Burke (RIP). After publishing this book, Ezekiel disappeared into Parson's Woods on Mystic Island, MA.

Information and Accolades
There isn't much.
  • Voted "Most likely to see a Bigfoot" in high school.
  • Is banned from three national parks.
  • Is banned from 16 state parks.

Writing

Truthing

Squatching

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This is the last known photograph of Ezekiel Winfield. If you have any information on Ezekiel Winfield's whereabouts, please contact the Mystic Island Police Department.

BOLO Alert
Ezekiel's current whereabouts are unknown.

Ezekiel Winfield disappeared while investigating his follow-up book to Sas-squash. Some fear he may have "known too much" ("too much" of what is yet to be determined).