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Sas-squash

When a group of college students—including the son of a powerful senator—are brutally murdered in the woods, the senator wants answers, and he’s not the only one: especially when the survivors report that a mysterious creature—one that looks uncannily like the mythical sasquatch—is to blame.

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No Ire

Vincenzo Longhorn is a porn legend. His 14-inch member graced the screens of the best adult films of the 1990s. Vivian Petite is the wife of a prominent doctor, but she wants out of her marriage, and she wants out of her prenup. Will Vincenzo help Vivian, or will he leave her to face her abusive husband on her own?

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The Book of Ira

Iratus is the demon charged with punishing those who have harmed children. As more souls come to his ring of Hell, he wonders about his effectiveness and goes “Topside” to take the punishment to the innocence-takers before they can take more innocence. While on Earth, Iratus frees sixteen-year-old Raven Mijares from human-traffickers. The two form a bond, and Raven teaches Iratus what it means to be human while trying to not inadvertently set off the Apocalypse.

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Pacifier Politics: Chronicles of a Baby President

After lobbying for ridiculously restrictive reproductive rights laws, a conservative Super PAC uses a constitutional loophole to run a 35-year-old embryo for president. Will any of the PAC’s staffers, or the baby’s “mother,” have a moment of clarity, or could America end up with its first baby president?

(If you don’t think this could happen, you haven’t been paying attention.)

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High-five the fucking Bigfoot, Norm!

Brandy Phillips

Just when you thought it was safe to read monster stories.

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Cue the Congressional hearings on decency.

Garvan Giltinan - author of Titty Kitties and Backdoor Carnivore

Vincenzo Longhorn is coming for your wife. 

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Mystic Island Stories

Where Everyone Has a Story
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I don't know what is in the basement of that church, Agent Jacobs.

Father Robbins-Saint Sebastian's Church

http://mystic-island.com

Visit this New England vacation spot, which may or may not be the Gateway to Hell (spoilers: it is).

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Sinners repent! He is coming and he is pissed! (The rest of you don't really have to worry; he's actually a pretty good guy.)

Hell hath no fury now that this guy has left it.

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Serial Stories
Read the Chronicles of a Baby President (if you think it couldn't happen, you haven't been paying attention)

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