When a group of college students—including the son of a powerful senator—are brutally murdered in the woods, the senator wants answers, and he’s not the only one: especially when the survivors report that a mysterious creature—one that looks uncannily like the mythical sasquatch—is to blame.
Vincenzo Longhorn is a porn legend. His 14-inch member graced the screens of the best adult films of the 1990s. Vivian Petite is the wife of a prominent doctor, but she wants out of her marriage, and she wants out of her prenup. Will Vincenzo help Vivian, or will he leave her to face her abusive husband on her own?
He’s not the first president to throw up on someone.
Or throw his food.
Or wear diapers (this just keeps getting easier!).
Amazon Vella View Book"This book is what monkeys on typewriters would actually create."
This crude, violent beast of a book is guaranteed to turn stomachs, offend readers of good taste, and make anyone who has learned to read question their life decisions. I don’t know if this is Ezekiel Winfield's first book, but we should all hope it’s his last.
"The story of a big dumb primate, written by a regular-sized dumb primate."
"Clearly the character of Norm Yoo is based on my likeness; legal action will be taken."
High-five the fucking Bigfoot, Norm!
Cue the Congressional hearings on decency.
Naps, tantrums, diapers: what more could a presidency need?
"This book is what monkeys on typewriters would actually create."
This crude, violent beast of a book is guaranteed to turn stomachs, offend readers of good taste, and make anyone who has learned to read question their life decisions. I don’t know if this is Ezekiel Winfield's first book, but we should all hope it’s his last.
"The story of a big dumb primate, written by a regular-sized dumb primate."
"Clearly the character of Norm Yoo is based on my likeness; legal action will be taken."
Carl White was looking for a good time, and he got fucked.
Say "Hello" to my BIG friend.
If anyone has any information of the whereabouts of Ezekiel Winfield, please contact the Mystic Island police department.
Iratus will rise! (So be good, for goodness sake.)
Repent!
