"This book is what monkeys on typewriters would actually create."
This crude, violent beast of a book is guaranteed to turn stomachs, offend readers of good taste, and make anyone who has learned to read question their life decisions. I don’t know if this is Ezekiel Winfield's first book, but we should all hope it’s his last.
"The story of a big dumb primate, written by a regular-sized dumb primate."
"Clearly the character of Norm Yoo is based on my likeness; legal action will be taken."
When a group of college students—including the son of a powerful senator—are brutally murdered in the woods, the senator wants answers, and he’s not the only one: especially when the survivors report that a mysterious creature—one that looks uncannily like the mythical sasquatch—is to blame.
Vincenzo Longhorn is a porn legend. His 14-inch member graced the screens of the best adult films of the 1990s. Vivian Petite is the wife of a prominent doctor, but she wants out of her marriage, and she wants out of her prenup. Will Vincenzo help Vivian, or will he leave her to face her abusive husband on her own?
"Layered with darkness, humor, and heart, The Book of Ira is a monstrously fun romp and a demonically subversive treat."
"The Book of Ira is a roller coaster of humor and horror. It's about revenge and about friendship, while a cat-and-mouse plot rollicks."
"I never realized there is such poetry to eviscerations."
"Clearly the character of David Lee is based on my likeness; legal action will be taken."
Iratus is the demon charged with punishing those who have harmed children. As more souls come to his ring of Hell, he wonders about his effectiveness and goes “Topside” to take the punishment to the innocence-takers before they can take more innocence. While on Earth, Iratus frees sixteen-year-old Raven Mijares from human-traffickers. The two form a bond, and Raven teaches Iratus what it means to be human while trying to not inadvertently set off the Apocalypse.
After lobbying for ridiculously restrictive reproductive rights laws, a conservative Super PAC uses a constitutional loophole to run a 35-year-old embryo for president. Will any of the PAC’s staffers, or the baby’s “mother,” have a moment of clarity, or could America end up with its first baby president?
(If you don’t think this could happen, you haven’t been paying attention.)
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